Really quick?

I found a small survey, and I was like, "Hey, I'm gonna do this short one as a desperate attempt to make that 365 blogs" so here you go;

What do you consider some perks of being your gender? Aimed urination.
Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it? If I were to get a tattoo with someones name on it, It would be the name of my kids. But Tattoos + Names = Bad luck.
What occupation do you find sexy? Chimney Sweep.
Would you ever get your nipples pierced? Yeah, I'd give it a shot.
What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol? Oh, hm. Dunno.
Did you ever have tea parties when you were younger? Probably.
Have you ever shaved someone before? Nope, I shave me and myself only.
Do you know anyone personally who is terminally ill? Not at the moment.
What is your favorite line from a movie? "Do you have white bread? I'll have one slice, toasted"
Would you rather be the opposite sex? No, I like being male.
Do you like spending time with your parents? On occasions.
What would you do if you saw a guy hit a girl? If it was a brutal hit, one meant to cause harm, probably stop whatevers going on.
Have you ever gambled? Ofcourse!
What would you NEVER name one of your children? Any commen name; Ashley, Megan, Rose, Nicole, Mike, Tom, Rob, ect. ect.
What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to? Coolest? I'd have to say Tai sho.
Do you have any analog clocks in your house? Yup.
What do you do with clothes you've outgrown or don't want anymore? Donate it.
Where do you go when you want to get a REALLY good sub sandwich? Quizno's.
What is the lowest grade you ever received on a report card? High 70's
How often do you go to the bathroom in a day? Often.
Do you use tobacco products? Nope.
What magazine do you read or look through most often? Nintendo Power.
Do you support local music/artists? Yes, yes I do.
What style of house would you like to live in? One with a porch, a basement, a nice hallway and an easily acessiable roof.
Would you ever go a week without showering? Honestly? I'd find a way to shower.
If your nails are painted, what color are they? Black. I'm hXc remember?
When you see a movie based on a book, do you go and read the book? I've probably read the book before the movie.
Do you put posters on your bedroom walls? Yes.
Do you use iTunes or do you use another music player? iTunes.
Do you flip the channel when commercials come on? No.
Are there any really gross dishes in your bedroom? No, I'm rather tidy when it comes to food in my room.
Would you ever date someone with a different skin color than you? Skin color means nothing, ofcourse I would.
What would you do if your parents caught you drinking? I have 24 hours to come up with a good excuse.
Have you seen any of the Saw movies? Yup.
Do you watch any cartoons? Not as much as I used to.
What was your favorite book as a kid? Harry Potter, The Kissing Hand, Tico and the Golden Wings.
Have you ever lost a house or car key that you never found? Not me personally, Mom's lost her fair share.
If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be? Something internally. I love my external body parts.